IMMA FIRIN’ MA LAZOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was playing Modern Warfare 2 last night on my Xbox 360. The map was Rundown, which in my opinion is the worst map in the whole of videogame history! Anyway I was doing ok for the first half of the game, well until some guy with an unholy amount of Xs and clichéd phases in his name i.e. xXxN1nja a33a33anxXx started owning me! Since I put my lack of win down to tiredness I went down to my water cooler to refresh myself. I soon started to be playing my best again. Then when he realised he could not beat me he just started to use noob tubes and just annoyed the entire team with his noobish no skill required one shot killage. Then when I had another drink from my water cooler to liven me up for I had been playing for 56 hours straight now. He just started camping in a corner staring at a doorway and shooting anyone who came through it, while playing really bad techno/rap music down the microphone and singing along really badly. From that information I deduced that he had hacked his 10th prestige level and muted him. By the end of the game I had 9001 kills and 15 deaths. Thanks magic water coolerof awesomeness I could not have done it without you! I then proceeded to win a long and messy flame war with the aforemented guy. The next game was full of quickscopers with interventions with I quickly left the game.
