08/29 Quaker Oats Coupons and our Romance
In the summer of 1969, I was thirty four years old and I had met the woman of my dreams. She knew how to do everything I loved, from watching my favorite television shows to cooking my favorite meal. Unfortunately, we quickly had a falling out. I needed oatmeal every day, and she found it hard to get the stuff without spending a ton of money. Luckily I found a few quaker oats coupons in the circular and was able to get things going again. She was happy that she was still able to love me despite my obsession for oats.
There were a few rough times, though. It wasn’t like I could always get enough Quaker Oats Coupons to bring the bill to zero. There were a few times when I had to ask her to buy full priced oats. She told me that in her family it would be a disgrace to be paying those prices for oatmeal and that she refused to do it. Our marriage was on the line and there was nothing I could do to ease her angst. Then, I found a never ending supply of coupons that I was able to provide her.
Sadly, we had divorced long before. I found them on the internet, and it was thirty years after our divorce. I called her up in 2009 to let her know what I had found, and she was surprised. She said that Quaker Oats Coupons were the best thing to happen to our marriage. She divorced her husband of twenty years so we could get back together. She was glad that I was able to provide her the magnificent lifestyle she once sought. She left her millionaire mogul to come back to me, living on the farmstead in happiness and health.